Trinity Rayne Has Something To Say
by Brandy
(Alliance, Ohio, USA)
Trinity and her little sister Rayven for Trick or Treat 2009
My 3 year old daughter has such an inventive mouth.
Every time we go somewhere she has something to say and is so observant.
It would be impossible to pick just one time that stood out more than the other.
One day we went to Wal-Mart to do some grocery shopping and everything was running smoothly, so I should have seen something coming. Out of no where she says as loudly as she can ”Oh my gosh! Mommy that man needs a shower!”
I was shocked and I am sure my face was red as an apple. I told her that is not nice to tell someone whether it is true or not.
Unfortunately and fortunately she has a bit of a quick wit for a three year old.
Another trip out resulted in an obvious but unnecessary comment that could have gotten us into trouble.
While waiting at the eye doctors Trinity decided to turn to the man sitting next to us and comment ”Wow you’re hairy!”
Once again, a fact that may have been true but not necessary to tell the man as I am sure he knew already!
And probably what could turn out to be the most embarrassing infatuation of hers would have to be an idea I am sure she got from The Simpsons TV Show.
Every time we see a police officer she has to yell out” Oh no! The coppers! Run! They are gonna get us! Ha ha ha!”
Knowing how she behaves and blurts out whatever she’s thinking I had to act quickly on Halloween.
While trick or treating a patrolman pulled up to pass out candy and I saw her little jaw drop. As soon as I saw that I covered her mouth and led her in the other direction.
Awkward situation averted, for now.
And of course her little sister thinks the world of her and follows in her foot steps.
So now I have two little opinionated princesses that like to spread their opinions freely.
The hardest part is trying to not laugh when the things they say are funny and to be the responsible mommy I know I should be.
Kids really do say the darndest things!
